Springish

Sometimes I stop
and use the realist me
to try and figure out
what my life would be like


with you in it,
like I wish you were,
could be.


I wonder what you're 
really like in like,
a human context.


In my dreams recently
you've been a real douche,
and it scares me a little.


But I want to know,
when you do dishes do 
you prefer to wash or dry?


And do you like watching
the Olympics?


Could you handle
being with a girl that
likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers
as much as I do,
because I sense you aren't a fan.


And do you like cuddling?
A cosmo poll said that 51% 
of guys like to cuddle.
I think I'd like that,
if you would cuddle.


You're much too gawky 
for it though.