May I say, that this blog has six followers.Yeah, six.
As in 4 + 2,
Or 3 +3
Only six.
I really am that boring, now aren't I?
So I decided to provide with a mildly amusing graphic that you can view to your right ->
At least,
I found it mildly (Or even more than that...) amusing.
I hope you, you six followers, find it so, too.
But why get hung up on numbers, right?
Six is plenty of people to throw a pretty rad party.
You only need six people to be awesome.
As you can see:
1. DJ.
2. Guy with lampshade on his head.
3. Drunken karaoke singer.
4 & 5- Guys that play darts and talk about sports.
6. Rad dancing fool.
There you have it,
SIX.
All that is needed for a party.
I hope you concur.
Ahh geez, I am so boring. I don't know what else to tell any of you.
Shall I start making direct comments?
No, that would end horribly.
Because some of you people,
I don't actually know you.
Would you like to hear about how people annoy me to no known end, and are driving me to reclusive habits and whatnot.
I didn't think so.
Can I interest you in something with a less "average teenager" flavor to it?
Like, something that I did not make, or have any hand it, but just found highly comic,
And possibly very revealing about modern American culture?
Yes, you would very highly enjoy that, wouldn't you all?
You better.
As I am too stupid to figure out how to get the actual video up, all I can provide you with is the link.
Alas, I am a technological failure,
But we'll all live, won't we?
So watch it,
Because I'm done talking at you.
It's funny,
I swear.
That and I just can't come up with anything today.
Goodbye.
1 comment:
Are you insinuating that blogs with only 6 followers are boring? The only thing six folowers means is that they're the only people intelligent enough to find the button that says "follow" and that people haven't discovered your awesomeness yet. Don't worry. It will come :)
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